StarWars en pocas frases

Un glorioso resumen de la saga vista desde una perspectiva algo étnica se realiza en "Chasing Amy" de Kevin Smith. En el texto Holden y Banky interrumpen a Hooper X (una minoría dentro de una minoría dentro de una minoría) y bueno... qué es un Nubio?

HOLDEN
(calling out)
Bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a
black man, and he got to fly the
Millennium Falcon!
Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of
the comment
HOOPER
Who said that?!?
HOLDEN
(standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive
black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy.
HOOPER
Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom
nigger! Always some white boy gotta
invoke the holy trilogy Bust this
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this shit. You got cracker farmboy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then youve got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.
BANKY
Whats a Nubian?
HOOPER
Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he is a
spiritual brother, with the force and
all that shit. Then this cracker
Skywalker gets his hands on a light
saber, and the boy decides he is
gonna run the fucking universe gets
a whole Klan of whites together, and
theyre gonna bust up Vaders hood
the Death Star. Now what the fuck do
you call that!
BANKY
Intergalactic Civil War!
HOOPER
Gentrification. Theyre gonna drive
our the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote safe for white
folks.
HOLDEN
But Vader turns, out to be Lukes
father. And in Jedi, they become
friends.
HOOPER
Dont make me bust a cap in your ass,
yo! Jedis the most insulting
installment, because Vader
beautiful, black visage is
sullied when he pulls off his mask to
reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They are trying to tell us that deep
inside, we all want to be white!
BANKY
Well isnt that true!
Hooper explodes, He pulls a nine millimeter from his
belt, draws on Banky and fires. Banky goes down, falling
forward into the crowd The crowd screams and starts to
scatter, Hooper jumps over the table and raises his fists
in the air.
HOOPER
BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!! ILL KILL
ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER
FUCKIN EYES ON!!!